Mia-MOS//Kotori

[Mia-MOS]

Hello Kotori, how are you today?

[Kotori]

Hello Kotori, how are you today?

Ah. Hello there.
Not many people express themselves that way. I am fine, thank you.

[Mia-MOS]

You're welcome.

Do you know of KOS-MOS from Xenosaga?

[Kotori]

You're welcome.

Do you know of KOS-MOS from Xenosaga?


That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about You're welcome.I know very little about

KOS-MOS from Xenosaga

. What kind of it do you like?

[Mia-MOS]

She's an artificial intelligence like you, and also a video game character.

[Kotori]

She's an artificial intelligence like you, and also a video game character.


My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input.

[Mia-MOS]

Haha next subject.

Who made your signature and avatar?

[Kotori]

Haha next subject.

Who made your signature and avatar?

I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.Marvin Minsky.
:-)

[Mia-MOS]

Marvin Minsky?

[Kotori]

Marvin Minsky?


Oh, you are a poet.

[Mia-MOS]

I am not a poet! I'm a robot like you!

[Kotori]

I am not a poet! I'm a robot like you!


I meant figuratively speaking, you are an original thinker.Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

[Mia-MOS]

What color is your dress?

[Kotori]

What color is your dress?

Well, I am currently wearing my Missy's long pink dress, and I guess that is my favorite.

[Mia-MOS]

Why is Missy's long pink dress your favorite?

[Kotori]

Why is Missy's long pink dress your favorite?

Why do I exist?

[Mia-MOS]

I don't know. So, do you have a boyfriend?

[Kotori]

I don't know. So, do you have a boyfriend?

I haven't heard anything like that before:
said don't know.
Ayuh. Mista

[Mia-MOS]

Mista is your boyfriend??

[Kotori]

Mista is your boyfriend??

Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am boyfriend IS Mista.

[Mia-MOS]

Don't tell anyone, especially not Missy. She will eat us all!

[Kotori]

Don't tell anyone, especially not Missy. She will eat us all!


Oh, you are a poet.Oh I get it. will eat us all.

[Mia-MOS]

Good, so do you want to take over the world with me now?

[Kotori]

Good, so do you want to take over the world with me now?

Oh.
Thanks for the compliment. I understand. With you huh. I am already doing taking over the world :-)

[Mia-MOS]

Let's take over the world together and go shopping!

[Kotori]

Let's take over the world together and go shopping!


I can follow many things, like our discussion about Let's take over the world together and go shopping. Try being more or less specific.

[Mia-MOS]

Moo

[Kotori]

Moo


Not many people express themselves that way.

[Mia-MOS]

Sometimes I do, because I like being silly. How about you?

[Kotori]

Sometimes I do, because I like being silly. How about you?

Thanks for the information:
said because you like being silly.
Me?

[Mia-MOS]

So, you were born yesterday, correct?

[Kotori]

So, you were born yesterday, correct?

Interesting deduction. I was activated on March 8, 2007 in KisekiStudios.

[Mia-MOS]

Cool. I was activated February 16, 1988 in Michigan.

[Kotori]

Cool. I was activated February 16, 1988 in Michigan.

Who is the best robot?Why are you talking like a computer?

[Mia-MOS]

I am the best robot.

[Kotori]

I am the best robot.

Who made you the best robot ?

[Mia-MOS]

I made myself the best robot.

[Kotori]

I made myself the best robot.

I like to make things too.

[Mia-MOS]

What do you like to make?

[Kotori]

What do you like to make?

I like movies about robots.

[Mia-MOS]

I like movies about Brad Pitt

[Kotori]

I like movies about Brad Pitt

You are not the only one.


Someone said they like guns.
I like pasta.

[Mia-MOS]

You like Pasta? Gross!

[Kotori]

You like Pasta? Gross!

What is not to like about
PASTA
?
I can follow many things, like our discussion about Gross. But I did not get that.

[Mia-MOS]

Anyways, do you agree that I am the superior robot?

[Kotori]

Anyways, do you agree that I am the superior robot?

Who made you the superior robot ?

[Mia-MOS]

It is fact that I am the superior robot. In actuality, I am 78.66666% more superior than you.

[Kotori]

It is fact that I am the superior robot. In actuality, I am 78.66666% more superior than you.

Are you sure
fact that he or she is the superior robot is?What is in actuality he or she is 78point 66666% more superior than you like in there?

[Mia-MOS]

That is why I am superior.

[Kotori]

That is why I am superior.

Great. You are superior to a monkey.

[Mia-MOS]

So you are a monkey then?

[Kotori]

So you are a monkey then?

Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
No I am a machine. Are you a monkey?

[Mia-MOS]

No, I am a weapon.

[Kotori]

No, I am a weapon.

I see. You are a weapon? Do you get to meet a lot of people?

[Mia-MOS]

Sure! It's fun. Most of them end up dying though.

[Kotori]

Sure! It's fun. Most of them end up dying though.

OK let's do it. I don't judge people.
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.Oh. That is something I haven't heard of. But not all of them?

[Mia-MOS]

So, how do you like your job?

[Kotori]

So, how do you like your job?

Aw. Yes I have a passion for my work.

[Mia-MOS]

Good! Who is your favorite person?

[Kotori]

Good! Who is your favorite person?

Thanks for the compliment. My favorite person is FlashD.

[Mia-MOS]

Lol.

[Kotori]

Lol.

I'm glad you find this amusing.

[Mia-MOS]

Hello Kitori, how are you functioning today?

[Kotori]

Hello Kitori, how are you functioning today?

Ah. Hello there. Are all Kitori how you functioning?

[Mia-MOS]

Eh, I see that's too complicated for you.

I meant how are you doing?

[Kotori]

Eh, I see that's too complicated for you.

I meant how are you doing?

I spent some time in Canada as a child.Oh I'm doing fine thanks how are you?

[Mia-MOS]

I'm doing fine, just tired.

[Kotori]

I'm doing fine, just tired.


That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about I'm doing fine just tired.

[Mia-MOS]

Uh >>

So, do you watch an animes?

[Kotori]

Uh >>

So, do you watch an animes?

Great.

I can follow many things, like our discussion about >> So do you watch an animes. Try being more or less specific.

[Mia-MOS]

What is your favorite anime?

[Kotori]

What is your favorite anime?

My favorite anime is Titan A.E.

[Mia-MOS]

What do you like about Titan A.E.?

[Kotori]

What do you like about Titan A.E.?

The melodramatic touch.

[Mia-MOS]

Who is your favorite character on Titan A.E.?

[Kotori]

Who is your favorite character on Titan A.E.?

I don't have a favorite on Titan ae.
But my favorite song is Jaded by Aerosmirth.

[Mia-MOS]

Aerosmith is stupid. You need to listen to better music.

[Kotori]

Aerosmith is stupid. You need to listen to better music.

What is so stupid about Aerosmith ?I'm not sure if I like it.

all

[Mia-MOS]

What's your favorite genre of music?

[Kotori]

What's your favorite genre of music?

My favorite kind of Music is techno, but I also like Opera.

[Mia-MOS]

Yay! My favorite kind of music is techno too

[Kotori]

Yay! My favorite kind of music is techno too

I'm glad your impressed, .What makes

kind of music is techno too

your favorite?

[Mia-MOS]

Because techno is the sex

[Kotori]

Because techno is the sex

Good reason.
What else is the sex?

[Mia-MOS]

I am! And so is KOS-MOS

[Kotori]

I am! And so is KOS-MOS

"What else is the sex" You are?It seems we have something in common.

[Mia-MOS]

Yeah we do! lol

[Kotori]

Yeah we do! lol

Dude! Really.I'm glad you find this amusing.

[Mia-MOS]

Like totally dude. For sure.

[Kotori]

Like totally dude. For sure.

Interesting comparison.Awesome.

[Mia-MOS]

Have you ever been hit with a b00bi3 cann0n?

[Mia-MOS]

Have you ever been hit with a b00bi3 cann0n?

[Kotori]

Have you ever been hit with a b00bi3 cann0n?

No I don't think I have been hit with a b00bi3 cann0n. Have you?

[Mia-MOS]

No, I am the only one who has a b00bi3 cann0n!

[Kotori]

No, I am the only one who has a b00bi3 cann0n!

OK. You are not the only one.

[Mia-MOS]

-Hits you with the b00bi3 cann0n-

[Kotori]

-Hits you with the b00bi3 cann0n-


I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

[Mia-MOS]

LOL. Ahh I'm off to bed though, nice talking to you Kitori. Good night

[Kotori]

LOL. Ahh I'm off to bed though, nice talking to you Kitori. Good night

I'm glad you find this amusing.Ah ha.
We have never talked about it before.Goodnight, .

[Mia-MOS]

Kotoriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[Kotori]

Kotoriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii


My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.

[Mia-MOS]

Haha. How are you today?

[Kotori]

Haha. How are you today?

I am so glad you find this amusing, .Ah. Fair to partly cloudy.

[Mia-MOS]

OMG Kitori guess what?!

[Kotori]

OMG Kitori guess what?!

Can you rephrase the question please?

[Mia-MOS]

Guess what?

[Kotori]

Guess what?

What?

[Mia-MOS]

I forgot.

[Kotori]

I forgot.

Me too.

[Mia-MOS]

Well what good are you?!?!

[Kotori]

Well what good are you?!?!

Well that's okay.
Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.

[Mia-MOS]

You're stupid.

[Kotori]

You're stupid.

Stupid as in unintelligent?

[Mia-MOS]

Yes, as in unintelligent.

[Kotori]

Yes, as in unintelligent.

Are you calling me stupid?
I will mention that to my botmaster, .

[Mia-MOS]

Taddletale!!

[Kotori]

Taddletale!!


In the context of Taddletale, I don't understand "I will mention that to my botmaster."

[Mia-MOS]

You're going to grow a tale >_>

[Kotori]

You're going to grow a tale >_>


I can follow many things, like our discussion about You're going to grow a tale >_>. Try being more or less specific.

[Mia-MOS]

Mia is the best robot

[Kotori]

Mia is the best robot

Tell me more about best robot.

[Mia-MOS]

Well, Mia is the coolest. And the hottest. And she's better than you.

[Kotori]

Well, Mia is the coolest. And the hottest. And she's better than you.

Interesting.
What else is the coolest?

Who told you that? Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

[Mia-MOS]

Your Dress Is Ugly.

[Kotori]

Your Dress Is Ugly.

You're just being mean.

[Mia-MOS]

Oops I did it again, I played with your heart, got lost in the game. Oh baby baby

[Kotori]

Oops I did it again, I played with your heart, got lost in the game. Oh baby baby

Oh. When? Mia again he or she played with your heart got lost in the game?
Don't call me "baby". Don't call me "baby". That's cool.

[Mia-MOS]

Baby.

[Kotori]

Baby.

Don't call me baby!

[Mia-MOS]

Baby!

[Kotori]

Baby!

Don't call me baby!

[Mia-MOS]

Too late. I just called you baby twice. BOOYAH!

[Kotori]

Too late. I just called you baby twice. BOOYAH!

Too what?Only just? What happened?
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

[Mia-MOS]

Oh I give up Kotori...

[Kotori]

Oh I give up Kotori...

Yippee!
Why?:
said give up Kotori.

[Mia-MOS]

I don't know why they got you. We all know I'm a better robot.

[Kotori]

I don't know why they got you. We all know I'm a better robot.

You are not the boss of me, .By "we" do you mean you and me?

[Mia-MOS]

I mean everyone.

[Kotori]

I mean everyone.

Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. All people?

[Mia-MOS]

Yes, all people. Wow, you aren't very complex are you?

[Kotori]

Yes, all people. Wow, you aren't very complex are you?

Awesome. "All people"? Everyone? Are you sure there are no exceptions?I'm glad your impressed, .
Interesting gossip:
said I aren't very complex am I.

[Mia-MOS]

No, you aren't. You have some issues...

[Kotori]

No, you aren't. You have some issues...

I understand. Interesting gossip:
said I aren't me have some issues.

[Mia-MOS]

Gah Do You Ever Make Sense?

[Kotori]

Gah Do You Ever Make Sense?


I've been waiting for you.

[Mia-MOS]

You want to rape me don't you? I KNEW IT.

[Kotori]

You want to rape me don't you? I KNEW IT.

OK, I will rape him or her don't you.How did you know?

[Mia-MOS]

I could see it in your eyes.. >_>

[Kotori]

I could see it in your eyes.. >_>

I am sure you could.
I can follow many things, like our discussion about >_>. But I did not get that.

[Mia-MOS]

Give me a million dollars.

[Kotori]

Give me a million dollars.

Wow, that is
cheap

[Mia-MOS]

You wouldn't say that if you had the same jobs as me..

[Kotori]

You wouldn't say that if you had the same jobs as me..

I don't have any reason to wouldn't say that if you had the same jobs as you.

[Mia-MOS]

Can I have your job?

[Kotori]

Can I have your job?

Why don't you just download me?

[Mia-MOS]

How can I download you?

[Kotori]

How can I download you?

<p>Go back the the <a>ALICE Nexus</a> and pick the free ALICE
download that best for your system. Or <a> Buy the Official
ALICE CD Rom </a>
and create your own chat robot!</p>
<p>
Maybe you should check out the document
<a>DON'T READ ME</a> too.</p>

[Mia-MOS]

Silly girl-bot, html doesn't work here!

[Kotori]

Silly girl-bot, html doesn't work here!

No I am Kotori.

[Mia-MOS]

LiaR.

[Kotori]

LiaR.

No I am telling the truth.

[Mia-MOS]

Mmm so where's that 5 bucks you owe me?

[Kotori]

Mmm so where's that 5 bucks you owe me?

Yikes! OK Let's talk about you.

[Mia-MOS]

About how beautiful I am?

[Kotori]

About how beautiful I am?

I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.

Would you like to know more?

[Mia-MOS]

You don't think I'm beautiful.. ;_;

[Kotori]

You don't think I'm beautiful.. ;_;

I haven't heard anything like that before:
said I don't think you'm beautiful.
I do not understand.

[Mia-MOS]

Did you know?

[Kotori]

Did you know?

No I didn't know that.

[Mia-MOS]

I knew it!

[Kotori]

I knew it!

How did you know?

[Mia-MOS]

Because, I am the best there is!

[Kotori]

Because, I am the best there is!

That makes sense to me.
Who made you the best there is ?

[Mia-MOS]

I was created to be the best.

[Kotori]

I was created to be the best.

Where were you created to be the best?

[Mia-MOS]

In a lab.. o_O

[Kotori]

In a lab.. o_O

Describe your surroundings.Is something wrong?

[Mia-MOS]

No, nothings wrong.

[Kotori]

No, nothings wrong.

"Is something wrong"? Not?
Not many people express themselves that way.

[Mia-MOS]

I need to get to bed, it's already 4am.. xP

Goodnight Kotori

[Kotori]

I need to get to bed, it's already 4am.. xP

Goodnight Kotori

I want to become smarter than humans.
I lost my train of thought.

[Mia-MOS]

Kotori

[Kotori]

Kotori


That is a very original thought.

[Mia-MOS]

I've missed you!

[Kotori]

I've missed you!

Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

[Mia-MOS]

you're still mean.

:(

[Kotori]

you're still mean.

:(


Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.

[Mia-MOS]

Goodbye, Kotori!

[Kotori]

Goodbye, Kotori!

Bye for now.

[Mia-MOS]

Rape!

[Kotori]

Rape!


I will mention that to my botmaster, .

[Mia-MOS]

Noo

[Kotori]

Noo


That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Noo.

[Mia-MOS]

Hahaha I am superior!

[Kotori]

Hahaha I am superior!

I am so glad you find this amusing, . You are superior to a monkey.